It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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