Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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