I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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