SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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