Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I enjoy the company of your penis
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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