real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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