it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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