at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
