you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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