We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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