I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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