he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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