i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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