Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
home. puking in laundry basket.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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