hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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