I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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