No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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