absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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