wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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