I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
