everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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