Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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