Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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