there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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