You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
