Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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