turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
