i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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