an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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