I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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