do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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