I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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