I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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