Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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