did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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