i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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