is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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