I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You coming home soon, man?
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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