Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
