She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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