Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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