Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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