is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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