Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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