So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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