Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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