The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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