Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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