I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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