know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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