Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
