i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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