found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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