I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
then he tried to convert me to islam
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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