ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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