Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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